internet weird

So, I'm on the internet. Trying to catch up on "Desperate Housewives," a show I've only watched once. So maybe I deserved it. The banner ad at the top? "BUST SANTA'S ZIT and win a free iPod." With an animation of Santa's face, creepily heaving up and down like he's panting, complete with a gigantic zit that pops up first on his cheek, then on his nose...I wish I was making this up. I'll let you count the ways that is sick and wrong.