Three things the Marmot thinks are totally and completely stupid and hence, should never have been born:

1. Casinos
2. Motorcycles
3. Cyanide process gold mining
   

Three things that make the Marmot very happy:

1. Spontaneous rendezvous with friends
2. Thinking that you have eaten all the squares of chocolate an hour ago BUT NO! There is one more square hiding in the wrapper!
3. Fridays (Holy aged gouda, is it Friday YET?!)