A Day In the Life of an Office Manager Marmot

This list is representatively accurate, but not comprehensive.

Reconciled checking account
Ate breakfast
Issued invoices
Answered phone
Met with payroll company rep to go over first payroll
Met with Pres and VP re: offer letter
Ate lunch at desk
Revised offer letter
Went up to sales department to get welcome email template; heard Philadelphia meat story for second time in two days
Walked to bakery for a cookie
Ate cookie, had severe gas, regretted cookie
Sent welcome emails to new users
Carried pop upstairs
Sent office-wide email regarding book-swap shelf
Created chart of accounts for new payroll service
Turned off water to overflowing toilet
Called property manager re: toilet
Plunged toilet
Faxed chart of accounts to payroll service