eck.

Have just realized boss chews on the end of his pens. Must make a mental note never to retrieve a pen from his desk. (Some of my pens end up here and some are just taken out of my pencil holder as I'm in a high-traffic area. To combat this, I have put one pen in a clear strapping tape pocket on the side of my monitor, labeled: "DO NOT BORROW THIS PEN.") (So far it has been effective.)