Observations Upon Watching "The O.C."

1. I loathe the way Lindsay had her hair done for the rock show.
2. When Marissa heads for the bathroom and ogles Ryan while she pretends to groove to the music for a minute, I nearly retched. (because of the bad dancing. Producers of "O.C.": NO MORE MARISSA DANCING!!!
3. The bit about Cal keeping stuff from Sandy (his lawyer) is utterly ridiculous. When you are a naughty man doing naughty things, you tell your lawyer every single naughty thing so he can defend you properly. Everyone knows this, ESPECIALLY THE NAUGHTY MEN!! To manufacture the plot otherwise is to insult the intelligence of the audience, which has seen a lot of cop shows, in my case, some Law & Order, some NYPD Blue, lots of Perry Masons and MOST of the Matlock episodes ever aired.
4. Summer has little hands. Little hands are irresistibly cute. They're not just for carnies anymore.
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5. Note the four main characters (Summer, Marissa, Seth, Ryan) that they montage in romantic bliss at the end-- the girls and their dates are sitting in silence, cuddling; the guys are talking/smiling/laughing with theirs. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!? I would hypothesize that it means their relationships are more intellectually or personality-clicking based, and hence will last longer. Especially in the case of Marissa, that hottie "yard guy" is just a warm bod! I can't stand Zach, either, and those six newspapers he reads. "Only the NY Times, the LA Times, the Washington Post, and the Wall Street journal." ONLY?! Oh that doesn't sound like false modesty. A) you are blatantly trying to impress Summer and hence get laid and B) nobody in high school has the time to read all those fucking papers in the morning before they go to school. (note: this concerns a previous episode, not lastnight's.)